Not as funny as Lolcat, but close enough.

It still makes me laugh every time when I watch the Simon and Garfunkel’s The Concert in Central Park, when Paul Simon thanks Mayor Ed Koch and then the entire crowd goes on a ballistic booing spree for a whole two minutes.

Earth to the Chinese Government:

Your government cannot claim how open the Chinese internet is to your people and how wonderfully developed the internet has been in your country, then in the next sentence argues China needs to regulate it in order to conform to your country’s “national conditions and cultural traditions.”

Worst, to top it of, in the next two paragraph go into a weird tirade on the need to protect against the possible information wave from the western country against the people of your country. What are you guys afraid of? That your people will read or discover the word “freedom” and “liberty” and decide to start a revolution and challenge the one party rule in your current government? Well, one can hope.

Earth to Obama: THIS IS NOT LEADERSHIP!

He (Robert Gibbs) said the administration wants to give Congress time to figure out their next move.

“The President thinks the speaker and the majority leader are doing the right thing in giving this some time and figuring out the best way forward,” he said.

“As the majority leader and speaker continue to look to the best way forward, the president has a very full plate,” Gibbs said. “There’s plenty of work for the president to do in the meantime.

Think about it.

For record, I’m a proud Democrat. I’m proud of the history and the accomplishment of our party, and I’m still proud that I voted for then-candidate Barack Obama to be our President back in 2009. But as of right now, every single Democratic Party elected official do not have a list of reasons, nonetheless a single reason on why I should vote for them in the next election. If they think they can motivate their bases by simply saying if the Republican do manage to regain control of power then it would be worst for the country; that will not work at all. Sure, it does convince me why I won’t vote for the opposition – which I have plenty of reason on the bag anyways – but for the current party in power – my party – you guys got nothing at all.

Am I down because our party manages to screw up losing a safe seat in Massachusetts? Of course I am, but am I depressed and want to go into a fetal position and cry like a little bitch? Heck no. The Republicans may have won the battle, but there the outcome of the war is still up in the air, and the Democratic Party – single one of them -  still have a chance to take it back. But to say to their bases that we would rather close up shop on health care reform and move on to something else,  then they are sadly mistaken. If the Democratic party leaders think we will come to vote for them for dropping the ball completely on health care reform, and wasting a entire year on it, along with hard earning political capital, they might have to think twice on their strategy.

Brightest Day?

The only major news I want to hear from the higher-ups from DC Comics on their plan for 2010 is that they decided to replace their horrible trade paperback system with one that actually doesn’t involve finally collecting the issues of a storyline in a on-going series one year later after it was completed.

And let’s not forget their crazy decision to make the readers wait a full year (or more) before a paperback version is available to the public, versus spending a full 24.99 on a hardcover collection.

Sure, the news of bringing back old school Teen Titans with the original artist and writers sounds fantastic. And it’s hard not to scream in glee over the upcoming new status quo of the post-Blackest Night in the Green Lantern on-going, but to me, I rather hear about something else.

All in the game.

Despite wearing awkward looking glasses, and his weird obsession with numbers and the deficit, we all know deep down, White House Budget Director Peter Orszag is a major player.

Wolverine’s son is bisexual? WTF?

You know what was the three best passages of the entire article recapping pretty much the entire history of the Marvel Universe since Brian Bendis took over with his Avenger Disassembled mini-series:

“They were led by Spider-Man’s foe Norman Osborn, aka the Green Goblin, who used to be dead but now isn’t, and also killed Spider-Man’s girlfriend Gwen Stacy and apparently impregnated her in a story THAT MUST NEVER BE REFERRED TO AGAIN, EVER.”

“He and Mary Jane stayed friends, though, and he totally got to hook up with the Black Cat again. As far as deals with Satan go, that’s pretty sweet.”

“Norman Osborn was put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D., and changed it into H.A.M.M.E.R., an organization so damn evil that no one even knows what the acronym stands for, plus has even more periods to make it even harder to type. Damn that evil Osborn.”

Zack Smith, I don’t know who you are but you officially made my evening, and are now part of my “good list”.