Dear President Obama

It’s almost time for campaign season again, and I understand your need to spend some of your political campaign to raises funds for Democratic candidates that are supportive of your agenda and the Democratic Party.

Therefore, I pardon you for your need to have wall to wall security, blocking every single entrance way with giant cement trucks near the area of my college as you have your fundraiser in the Mandarin Hotel. I hope in the near future when I have criminal matter in need of attention, you will return the favor in kind.

Sincerely,
Jackie Tam

@ThatKevinSmith: W.T.F

What’s the biggest and most obvious sign that the whole twitter craze has finally “jump the shark”?

Director and writer, Kevin Smith is actually doing a 24 hour twitter marathon where he answer every single question asked to him. Going on right now!

Seriously people, I understand it’s Labor Day, but come on, there’s got to be something more interesting to do on the last day of summer instead of this! Now if you’re going to excuse me, I’m going to read my giant stack of comic books.

His mother must be so proud.

Moral of the Story: You can waste the time of your own homestate’s legislature, and hold it up hostage for almost a full month. Regardless of that, you would assume pulling such a horrible move there would be harsh punishment coming your way.

Well, you are wrong. Instead your consolation prize is, you end up giving the position of Senate Majority Leader; meaning you now control the reins of one of the branches of government in your state.

Something to tell the kids.

Come to think of it, it’s quite ironic: there’s absolutely no difference to what he was doing before during the past month, compared to now as Senate Majority Leader: He’s still controlling the ins and outs of the New York’s State Senate.

So pretty much the whole circle show in the long run, Pedro Espada still comes out the winner, and everyone else loses. Simply wonderful.

Sure, he doesn’t.

So what kind of an audition did Megan Fox go through when she tried out for “Transformers”?

According to Fox, Bay made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her at his house. She said that she didn’t known what had happened to that footage. And when The Guardian asked Bay about it, he uncomfortably replied: “Er, I don’t know where it is either.”

I cannot decide whether or not to give Michael Bay the man of the year award or start a online petition to get him to release this footage on to the big screen. And trust me, if this ever happens: watch out Titanic, and The Dark Knight, you’re going down.

Hiram Monserrate: Douchebag of the Day

(Oh fuck it, for the past two weeks).

First he decided to switch sides to start vote Republican which cause the Democratic Party to lose it’s majority. Then on last Thursday, he started to channeling President Abe Lincoln in trying to convince both parties to turn away from the partisan pickering and come together, without any realization this entire debacle started because of him. And now, today for some weird reason he’s back as a Democrat, leaving the NY State Senate in a standstill with 31 vote for each side.

Not only does this prove Senator Monserrate is a huge flaming douchebag, he doesn’t even have the balls of his convictions to stand up when it starts getting rough.

Thank you, Senator for keeping us amused for the past two weeks, and wasting the time of the New York State Senate on garbage like this. Christ. There are days when Libertarianism sounds like the Word of God.

It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

And Fareed Zakaria’s prediction slowly comes into fruition.

Yes America, if China can open the first sex-related theme park, I’m sure being the first to make the Atomic Bomb and the wonderful (but yet, factual flaws) Creation Museum, we can do it bigger and better.

Think about all the huge amounts of money we can reap from cornering the market of catering to the need of the sexuality repressed closeted Christian Republicans.

Those Polar Bears are Communist.

Don’t worry America. With her customize military-style assault rifle (given to her by the NRA) at hand, Governor Sarah Palin will not only be able to defend the United States from a possible Russian sneak attack on the Alaskan border, but also she is armed and ready to participate in a tradition many Americans has been doing for generations: hunting down polar bears from a helicopter.

Can you just picture Governor Palin – the epitome of an average true blooded American should be – clocking her assault rifle and pumping the polar bear full of 700 bullets in under 1 minute?

That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it… and it’s worked out pretty well so far.